Hi, my name is KC Hayden. I am a writer, although if it was up to my parents, I would be a high-powered attorney spending my days in a fancy courtroom yelling things like "Objection, Your Honor!"
Instead, I am a ne'er-do-well who excels at juggling part-time jobs, partying like a 21-year old, and judging people.
Mom: "It's not too late to go to Law School! You would be SUCH a good LAAW-yer. You argue SO well."
Leave it up to Mom to make you feel like your life is really on track.
If you like judging people, you will enjoy reading my blog. Please leave comments on my posts, as they will validate my need for public attention and will possibly garner at least a little respect from my mother. Unless you say something mean. And then I'll sick my honey badger on you...
Hilarious.
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